for veteran benefits. It only served
it's purpose in amsterdam, which isn't
saying much as even the vaginas
. Rockefeller Sr., now resurrected, took a
massive shit on the floor, gazing
with a twinkle in his eye
at the now desecrated vigil for
an unknown number of seconds. Suddenly
the number of seconds became known.
Yet cock needed to be sucked
. My cock, to be more specific.
Gensokyo was in ruins, Tesla had
reconsidered all his life choices after
neglecting to suck Nameless's cock when
meanwhile in Africa every 22 seconds
, 22/60ths of a minute passes. Oh
sorry, got distracted. Back to cocks.
Tesla's uncle ran a cock fighting
governmental institution based in Nepal, however
his house rules were quite unorthodox.
For instance, the KGB, on numerous
visits was advised to wait patiently
for little magical (cock fighting) girls.
The cocks themselves were required to
cross the road to get to
the arena, however they often escaped
to throw themselves off a building.
That circumstance made Tesla deeply depressed,
later that day, he was found
at a theme park having fun
, but only shortly before killing himself.
All the cocks mourned Tesla's death
for a bit, but then stopped
in lieu of a greater tragedy;
Richard Stallberger was found dead in
the plot of a Chinese eroge
which many of the cocks played
and had many hot gay sex
with one another whilst playing it.
In the eroge, you would expect
no mention of Richard, let alone
a chapter dedicated to Richard's untimely
demise at the hands of the
bukkake ghosts procured by the magnificent
Saitama Public Bukkake Ghost Procurement Department
(open weekdays 11 to 5). In meatspace,
no one is anonymous, not even
Richard Stallberger (1963-2026). Circumstances alone
would dictate that he be immortalized
by his participation in the great
island celebrations held in honor of
Tohno's passing. His wife barely had
sex, and not for lack of
Tohno's tiny tool, but rather the
constant monitoring from government agents, which
probed Tohno's rectum, preventing his wife
work on genetically modified gay rabbits
which were intended to bear the
next heir of the Stallberger throne.
Then, the story ended suddenly. Fin.
Our next story concerns the fine
maiden laden in black, Suigintou, and
her notably less refined sister, Hinaichigo.
Suisiseki ran metasploit at CIA servers,
thus earning herself timeout in the
lunar core. She left behind a
strange clue, an ancient Mesopotamian artifact
which could turn boys into girls.
Upon discovery, Hinaichigo stole the artifact
and promptly fulfilled the wish of
Christopher "moot" Poole, who always wanted
to be raped from the inside.
moot is good person, not really
actually. Just a JEW who'll kill
every south korean in his way
because JEWS really hate starcraft. Eh,
at least he doesn't work for
Suigintou, who knows what kind of
erotica you beat your cock to.
and that you hide it in
a fish taco from piggly wiggly's
. A yuri couple was spotted at
CoCo ICHIBANYA, refusing to pay for
a used fish taco that somehow
contained the phallus of one "Nameless"
, as lesbians are phallus vegans. This
enraged Nameless, who had sacrificed his
his pecker for the sake of
their fine dining experience. "You ingrates