ITT we share an update of relatively no importance.
Right now I'm thinking about going to take a shower. I haven't washed my hands in a while and I've gotten sweaty. My last shower was two days ago, so I'm a bit nervous. Wish me luck!
IRC message of the day:
all day the only thing I can think of is "i can't wait for the birds and my mom to go to sleep so I can shut all of the blinds and jack off and play league ofe legends for 5 hours"
I ate a juicy red apple last Friday and watched and listened to the rain fall on the green leaves of the trees outside my window. It was very peaceful.
>>103
I believe in you!
Too tired to make a post in the 6 word thread
contained the phallus of one "Nameless"
, as lesbians are phallus vegans. This
enraged Nameless, who had sacrificed his
his pecker for the sake of
their fine dining experience. "You ingrates
A classic one, 10/10 I fucking love it
https://youtu.be/SaA_cs4WZHM
This got posted to World2ch Approved Videos. That mall explosion in #21 looked WICKED! What could've caused that?
Here's the video for posterity. https://youtu.be/DSIdOWjXrEk
http://world2ch.net/uploader/src/237.swf
note: obviously this isn't mine
Again with the Approved Videos thread, but #23's channel is actually still around.
https://www.youtube.com/@agijintedekei
Unfortuantely, it's missing the mass majority of the videos that used to be there :(
Also, the video posted doesn't work, at least for me. If you're reading this, can you scrape it and upload it to world2ch?
Link for posterity: https://web.archive.org/web/20120215002457if_/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FYuYkPgDkk&gl=US&hl=en
I owe you one Nameless.
Are you feeling like you are lost, with no direction in life? Are you constantly filled with regret and remorse for wasted or misused time? Do you frequently have self-destructive, even suicidal thoughts?
There's nothing to fear, in this support group we can help you turn those thoughts into action. Here we can discuss the best ways to go out in style.
Being carried by helicopter to put out forest fires with the blood pouring from your arteries.
Dying from suffocation after trapping yourself in the minion (helium) balloon at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Traveling across new york city by only doing the worm on the street.
Not the most original way to go out there, but riding a bomb down with a cowboy hat in my hand.
In high school there was a girl I should have asked out. She was one of the few people I can admit was smarter than me, at math specifically she was in a league of her own, and I was pretty captivated by this. She could actually entertain me in conversation, and didn't have any social faults that you'd expect from most women. She was decently ugly and had glasses but to me that was just others peoples' opinions as I didn't care at all, I'm pretty certain I would have been the best she could ask for; to most I'm "good looking" but not necessarily "handsome". I remember being hesitant by the fact that she lived in a town known for being trashy, she herself was poor, and I was worried how my parents might object to such a union. It doesn't really matter though, something would have probably gone wrong down the road anyway.
I have a scat fetish.
I support communism
When I was 15 I tried to fuck my 14 year old sister because I was talking to people in shady chatrooms about incest. It never happened, but I got very close to her, cuddled with her and tried to get touchy, all the with the intention to have sex with her. These days I wonder if she knew my intent in hindsight or if she still thinks I did all that without any bad motives.
Aside from rough number estimations, tildes are always received as flirty. ITT attempt to post any tilde-ending sentence that is impossible to be seen as sexually inviting～
I stepped on a block of non-trademarked interlocking plastic building block of my choice and am now in immense pain～～
I dunno Nameless~, it seems like your theory's got some thick evidence to it~
～desu
i hate the sun ～
I wanna blow up the embassy～～～
It happened @ 09:06 AM UTC.
That is all.
Nameless stole my "At least make it worth reading"!
Nameless stole my "Nameless stole my "At least make it worth reading"!"!
Nsmeless stole my joke!
Nameless stole the joke!
Nameless stole my tariff dividend check.
Please fart in my face and call me Retard
I'm everyday dream of you piss and cum
Daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy
Do u believe that racism is bad?
And is it okay if someone wants 2 be gay?
Stomp on my balls and tell G-d I am Sorry
That was VIP quality!
Little five year old Caroline had been on her way to a fairground, wearing a pretty little lilac party dress when she got done. The pleasure of removing her little party dress and unveiling her little clean cunt must have been magnificent. Battering that little hairless gash must have been equally gratifying. The little baby crying as she realized she wasn't going to have fun at the playground. Her confusion as the fiend's hands grabbed her milky white, young limbs and pinched her tiny nipples. An erect cock thrust against her little frightened face and soft hair. The final death blow, and the tiny virgin's body, dead, whore's memory.
Nameless was taking dick on an alley. He had done it before, but this time it was special. He had been on his way to a fairground, wearing a pretty tight lilac party dress (he was a crossdresser) when he got done. The pleasure of removing his tight party dress and unveiling his filthy butthole must have been magnificent. Battering that little hairy gap must have been equally gratifying. The little guy (remember, Nameless is a midget) crying as he realized he wasn't going to have fun at the playground molesting kids. His confusion as the stranger's hands grabbed his pasty white, old limbs and pinched his strogen infused manboobs. An erect cock thrust against his little frightened face and soft neckbeard. The final death blow, and the tiny fag's body, dead, whore's memory.
Mitch McConnell was giving head on an alley. He had done it before, but this time it was special. He had been on his way to Congress, wearing a premium Italian suit when got done. The pleasure of removing his tight adult diaper and unveiling his wrinkled butthole must have been magnificent. Battering that gaping old anus must have been equally gratifying. The politician was crying as he realized he wasn't going to have fun at the playground molesting kid anymore. His confusion as Nameless' hands grabbed his saggy man boobs and twisted his rotten nipples. An erect cock thrust against his frightened old dogface and soft dentures. The final death blow, and the old pedo's body, dead, whore's memory.