In the eroge, you would expect
no mention of Richard, let alone
a chapter dedicated to Richard's untimely
demise at the hands of the
bukkake ghosts procured by the magnificent
Saitama Public Bukkake Ghost Procurement Department
(open weekdays 11 to 5). In meatspace,
no one is anonymous, not even
Richard Stallberger (1963-2026). Circumstances alone
would dictate that he be immortalized
by his participation in the great
island celebrations held in honor of
Tohno's passing. His wife barely had
sex, and not for lack of
Tohno's tiny tool, but rather the
constant monitoring from government agents, which
probed Tohno's rectum, preventing his wife
work on genetically modified gay rabbits
which were intended to bear the
next heir of the Stallberger throne.
Then, the story ended suddenly. Fin.
Our next story concerns the fine
maiden laden in black, Suigintou, and
her notably less refined sister, Hinaichigo.
Suisiseki ran metasploit at CIA servers,
thus earning herself timeout in the
lunar core. She left behind a
strange clue, an ancient Mesopotamian artifact
which could turn boys into girls.
Upon discovery, Hinaichigo stole the artifact
and promptly fulfilled the wish of
Christopher "moot" Poole, who always wanted
to be raped from the inside.
moot is good person, not really
actually. Just a JEW who'll kill
every south korean in his way
because JEWS really hate starcraft. Eh,
at least he doesn't work for
Suigintou, who knows what kind of
erotica you beat your cock to.
and that you hide it in
a fish taco from piggly wiggly's
. A yuri couple was spotted at
CoCo ICHIBANYA, refusing to pay for
a used fish taco that somehow
contained the phallus of one "Nameless"
, as lesbians are phallus vegans. This
enraged Nameless, who had sacrificed his
his pecker for the sake of
their fine dining experience. "You ingrates