( ・ิω・ิ) Yo mama is so egregiously overweight, when she sat next to a passenger on a train, the passenger moved over a little to accommodate her large size.
Your mom is so retarded she didn't abort you
( ・ิω・ิ) Yo mama is so mentally challenged that she failed to teach you to take the cue from >>1 that you begin your posts in this thread with ( ・ิω・ิ)'s face.
( ・ิω・ิ) I miss yo mama dearly. Said your DAD! when i started FUCKNG her!