Suppose you are going about your business at a place of widespread public interest, perhaps at Da Sto' or similar locations, when all of a sudden some ingrate turns the corner approaching you, pants lowered and cock in hand, and then -- as if that weren't bad enough -- begins fervently masturbating, and signals to you as if inviting you to do the same. Would you? And If not, would you maintain unbroken eye contact so as not to appear intimidated? Do you think such an occurrence should be reported as sexual harassment, or merely brushed off as an act of common hooliganry?

It depends, if he is approaching me as a challenge then I couldn't back down. If he is approaching me in companionship, then I would check the surroundings for any authorities and join in, signaling others to join the wanking movement.

What does the owner of Da Sto' think about it?

What does your business think about it?

No pants no service

this is an unauthorized public JackOff and the International JackOff Federation will be informed of such thuggery at once

there is no honor in facing a JackOff opponent in the street, we must face each other in the JackOff Arena, with the cheering crowd, the cameras, the excitement, and all the eroticism that an official, sanctioned JackOff can provide

were I foolish enough to accept, I would obliterate this ingrate; my JackOff power is far greater than he could possibly bring to bear... he shouldn't have challenged a JackOff Master, ranked number 4 in the world...

now I am hard with anger, and must find an opponent to duel with my cock...

I disagree with the laws against public JackOff tournaments, and I definently disagree with you disrespecting a man who loves the art but may be economically challenged to acquire the gear and pit crew for an offical match.
You're ranked number 4 in the world? Someone should have told you that number 1 was in town. I'll show you some manners, it's throw-down time.

I'll see you in the Arena then. Better not forget your dick, I'd hate to win by default to a pussy!

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Number 4 in the IJOF? "Wankman" Dan Johnson??? Good job doxxing yourself on an anonymous textboard, hahaha.

Everyone, don't be fooled by his words. The guy who posted this is one more Viagra away from getting banned from the Federation entirely. Really funny to see him trying to talk about "honor." I wonder what Richard Bend would say about your integrity in the JackOff. You really obliterated him when you forced a DQ in your favor with your bullshit acting, right?

And another thing, unsanctioned public matches are INFINITELY harder than the limp-dicked prancing you do in the IJOF. There's a reason why half the Federation's best--including the men who currently outrank your ass--started off in the underground public scene.

But you wouldn't know that would you? You were born with a silver cock in your mouth, weren't you Dan? A whole career spent in the Federation, have you ever even seen another man's penis outside of a sanctioned arena before? You have NO idea the kinds of shit we get into out there on the street with no more support than our two hands, and the regular clothes on our backs. In this hypothetical situation, I actually bet this random street jacker would still be tough enough to wipe a sheltered prick like you out.

fuck man, you didn't have to go murder him like that

That was only the precursor to the match, the jackoff is still do be done

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>Number 4 in the IJOF? "Wankman" Dan Johnson??? Good job doxxing yourself on an anonymous textboard, hahaha.
you got my name right, but you're sure light on the facts
also, it's not like the IJOF or anyone else that matters would get pissy about me posting here, I could have typed my name right in the field if I didn't already give a piece of uniquely identifying information, idiot

>Everyone, don't be fooled by his words. The guy who posted this is one more Viagra away from getting banned from the Federation entirely. Really funny to see him trying to talk about "honor." I wonder what Richard Bend would say about your integrity in the JackOff. You really obliterated him when you forced a DQ in your favor with your bullshit acting, right?
I'm not on any pills, people have been slamming my name through the mud for years, but I always come out clean because I am clean
Richard is a bastard and I'm still amazed he isn't suspended already, I sure as hell wasn't acting when he tried to twist my balls off
but you wouldn't know shit about playing fair, would you? you seem like someone who thinks it's okay to try and permanently disable your opponent

street JackOffs end up with some crazy shit, which is why they're banned, and the Federation supports the amateur leagues lavishly, which is how I even got where I am in the first place
it's not like I had anything but the shirt on my back and my dick in my hand when I started this career, and it wasn't going to be a career, just something to take my mind off of life and then I was good at it

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