this is an unauthorized public JackOff and the International JackOff Federation will be informed of such thuggery at once

there is no honor in facing a JackOff opponent in the street, we must face each other in the JackOff Arena, with the cheering crowd, the cameras, the excitement, and all the eroticism that an official, sanctioned JackOff can provide

were I foolish enough to accept, I would obliterate this ingrate; my JackOff power is far greater than he could possibly bring to bear... he shouldn't have challenged a JackOff Master, ranked number 4 in the world...

now I am hard with anger, and must find an opponent to duel with my cock...