Massechussets Institute of Technology [INSULTING] (9)

1 Name: Nameless : 2025/07/31 09:33

My brother drove by MIT with his windows down and he accidentally received several degrees.

2 Name: Nameless : 2025/08/01 01:07

I still think about how the Three Stooges in Ikamusume are MIT graduates.

3 Name: Nameless : 2025/08/01 10:23

A "student": "So we were at MIT, studying... hey you got something wrong with your chest."

Person 2: "Those are my breasts, I'm a girl."

A "student": "guu..iiir..ll???"

4 Name: Nameless : 2025/08/02 17:52

I still think about how the Three Stooges in The Three Stooges were likely MIT graduates

5 Name: Nameless : 2025/08/03 12:42

Kareha was probably written by an MIT graduate. I mean, for fucks sake, only someone with a PHD in Comp. Sci from MIT can imagine using the very same HTML page you serve to people AS THE DATABASE.

6 Name: Nameless : 2025/08/04 01:32

>>5
how the hell does that work?
christ, that sounds nuts

7 Name: Nameless : 2025/08/04 06:15

Through a fucking ungodly set of subroutines, which do things that I have to learn an entire language to comprehend. Wish me luck.

8 Name: Nameless : 2025/08/04 12:24

Okay I mostly figured it out, but for some reason hashmaps don't want to cooperate with me.
It's about as unholy as I expected. The HTML document has a comment(that browsers drop) which provides some general information, and then the predictable nature of the HTML document(there's line breaks in specific spots to denote each database entry.) There's specialized subroutines to break it down even FURTHER because the returned database actually retains its HTML tags and thus needs further processing rather than sensibly getting rid of all of that BEFORE get_thread finishes.
This is some serious MIT PHD coding, /JesusTakeTheWheel/.

9 Name: Nameless : 2025/08/04 13:54

Maybe it would be beneficial to ring up MIT and ask them what they were thinking, if they can understand human speech.
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