ITT we discuss penises, cocks, dicks, willies, weenies, todgers, boners, winkies, wee-wees, pee-pees, schlongs, dongs, wangs, knobs, puds, pricks, peckers, members, joysticks, wangs, trouser snakes, pork swords, skin flutes, ding-a-lings, disco sticks, mickeys, prongs, rods, tallywhackers, quiver bones, phalluses, baloney ponies, custard launchers, old chaps, pocket rockets, wedding tackles, hairy canaries, love truncheons, and fucksticks.