In this thread, we will write quality insults at one another.

Your Mother wears combat boots.

Your PENIS is a single-celled organism

Your contribution to the net is what your government loves the most.

My contribution to the net is what your mother loves the most

My contribution to the net is what your sister loves the most

My contribution to her pussy is what your sister loves the most.

My contribution to her pussy cat is what your sister loves the most.

My contribution to your sister is what your cat loves the most.

My contribution to your cat is what my penis loves the most.

My contribute to your face is what my bat loves most

My contribution to your bad grammar is what your teacher loves most.

>>9
　　　 　∧ ∧ 　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
～′￣(´ー`)　＜　LOL PENIS
　UU￣ U U 　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿

>>12
　　　 　∧ ∧ 　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
～′￣(´ー`)　＜　LOL SMALL PENIS
　UU￣ U U 　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿

>>13
　　　 　∧ ∧ 　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
～′￣(´ー`)　＜　LOL MICROSCOPIC PENIS
　UU￣ U U 　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿

>>14
　　　 　∧ ∧ 　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
～′￣(´ー`)　＜　LOL SUBATOMIC PENIS
　UU￣ U U 　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿

>>13 >>14 >>15
why are you looking at your own penises?!?!

>>16
Because yes

Your mother enjoys week old bread.

Your mother has a very noticeable mole on her face

Your mother has a very noticeable mole in her garden

Your mother has a barren wasteland for a garden.

Your mother is a barren wasteland

Your mother has a very noticeable erection

Your mother has a very noticeable erectile dysfunction

Your mother has a very noticeable hip replacement scar

Your mother has a very noticeable penis replacement scar.

Your mother has a very noticeable penis

Your mother has a very ill mannered young man

Your mother has a very ill mannered sort of face.

Your mother kisses ill mannered men.

Your mother is an ill mannered man.

Your mother is an ill man.

Your mother is a black man!

Your mother is a man!

Your mother is an old lady

Your mother is an AI waifu

Your mother is my wife

Your mother is your wife

Your sister enjoys sunbathing in the nude

Your mother enjoys masturbating in the rain

Your mother dislikes making snow angels in the snow.

Your mother enjoys swimming in nasty swamp water

Your thread is a dad joke competition

Your dad's PENIS is more of a joke than this thread

Your dad fucks men!

Your dad fucks men that are prettier than your mom.

Your dad fucks my dad!

Your dad didn't fuck anyone; you are the unfortunate product of "divine" conception.

hello, son

I am no son of yours! My father can read!

your dad is a retigga

your dad fucks my dad!

Your dad fucks rocks.

your dad fucks himself!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.

You're French.

Your mother was an elderberry!

Your mother is a jew.

I fart in your general direction!

Your mother is a jew that eats pork!

Your mother is slightly over weight

Your mother had voluntary intercourse which resulted in your conception

Your mother conceived you without intention to do so.

Your mother conceived you with full intention to do so, unfortunately.

The trailer park you hail from is slightly more impoverished than mine

Your mother has never sustained child birth, you don't exist.

Your mother's pussy is so wide that you fell right out of her cunt, hitting your head.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻



kawaiii

きさまのお母さんはチンチンとキンタマを持つ

てめえのチンチンはとても小さいだぜ

俺のペニスはきさまのペニスより大きいだぞ

Your mother's cunt is used to store the military's tanks and planes.

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>>72
Your Japanese is that of a ruffian and of a cur.

Your teeth are as white as dirt, and your hair as silky as tumbleweed.

Bomboclaat.