Oh I wish I was on a thread online,
On gold textboards, that home of mine!
Post away! Post away! Post away! World2ch!
Back in '03 it first appeared,
2channel clone, but still revered!
Post away! Post away! Post away! World2ch!

Oh I wish I was in a thread!
Banzai! Banzai!
For World2ch, I'll take my hand,
And fend it from the gaijins!
Post away, post away! Post away our World2Channel!
Post away, post away! Long live our World2Channel!



(If you imagine the words to the tune, don't use breaks between every line. Also pronounce "World2ch" as "world ２ chya～", "world ni chya～", "world 2 chan", whatever fits.)