Although it's pretty common place, I always do extreme wiping down of toilet seats if I have to shit in a public restroom.
I first thoroughly wipe it down several times over, and then place multiple layers of TP on top of the seat all the way around so my penis and ass don't touch the infested bowl.

I'm glad you shared this with the class, nameless. What i do, is checking paranoidly and multiple times that no one else is in the bathrooms (that is on the university) for i hate shitting with an audience. Even if thats someone else just minding their business...

Sometimes when I go to the store I plan my route in advance so I can grab everything I need in a single motion and make it to the checkstand without ever stopping

Every morning I drink sulphur and mercury to reach immortality

Pull my hair out, i don't even notice it.

I'm waiting for my families early balding history to catch up with me

After watching porn, I have been almost struck by lightening and accidentally got electric shocked. So now I never watch porn because I’m afraid of getting shocked.

>>7
What?

>>7
Good, that means the therapy is working. We were all worried you'd end up with an electrostim fetish but you pulled through. omedetou

>>7
You got a divine warning.

Not really a ritual but more like a constant habit of twirling my hair

>>11
that's kind of cute

I play with my dick when stressed

>>11
moe
>>13
You can go fishing with your penis if you let it unfurl off the edge of a bridge.

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