( ・∀・) I am the Genie! [MAGIC] [WISHES] (57)

1 Name: Nameless : 2025/10/20 13:08

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     ( ・∀・) < Hello, I am the Genie, ask and you shall receive!
     (    )  | I will grant you one wish, as long as it isn't for more wishes!
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38 Name: Nameless : 2025/11/19 09:28

I want a loving girlfriend

39 Name: Nameless : 2025/11/19 09:33

I don't want >>38 to have a loving girlfriend

40 Name: Nameless : 2025/11/19 09:41

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     ( ・∀・) < >>38-39
     (    )  | Uh oh, the genie handbook requires you to fight it out over who's wish is granted!
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41 Name: Nameless : 2025/11/19 10:16

I hereby challenge you >>39 to a prizefight, with the genie granting the wish of our choice as the prize. 10 rounds of boxing for the girlfriend. The place of the fight shall be at the open space behind Satome Ranma’s home at six’o clock sharpe. Mr. Nanashee shall furnish 40 Pounds and One Sixpence for the promotion of the bout. Prepare yourself for I shall make you digest beatings far worse than those you regularly inflict on your erect member, you foul cur.

42 Name: Nameless : 2025/11/21 08:03

Give me your manager genie

43 Name: Nameless : 2025/11/21 08:13

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     ( ・∀・) < >>42
     (    )  | Sure thing, here he is...
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     (=(´ω`) < Ahem, what seems to be the problem here
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44 Name: Nameless : 2025/11/21 20:26

I would love to have a cute meido waifu!!

45 Name: Nameless : 2025/11/21 22:27

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     ( ・∀・) < >>44
     (    )  | Granted! Enjoy your decorated roomba
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46 Name: Nameless : 2025/12/06 00:04

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 (´∀` ) < Moramajin, It has been 2000 years,
 (    )  | you still owe me 50 yen.
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47 Name: Nameless : 2025/12/06 06:40

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     ( ・∀・) < >>46
     (    )  | What do you think I'm out here working for? For fun?
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48 Name: Nameless : 2025/12/06 08:18

Take me to gensokyo.

49 Name: Nameless : 2025/12/06 08:20

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     ( ・∀・) < >>48
     (    )  | Spawning you in a youkai kitchen. No take backs!
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50 Name: Nameless : 2025/12/07 22:04

I want a suicide vest for Christmas

51 Name: Nameless : 2025/12/07 22:10

I want a 50ft long wheelbarrow for Christmas

52 Name: Nameless : 2025/12/08 07:31

I want drugs for Christmas

53 Name: Nameless : 2025/12/08 09:13

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     ( ・∀・) < >>50-52
     (    )  | You're asking the wrong guy, Christmas is the fat mans job.
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54 Name: Nameless : 2025/12/08 21:52

                                           
                                           
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 / ̄ ̄ ̄\ /  ・∀・ \     < Hello, i am the fat man!   
│     [ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄] | You are all in the naughty list.
│    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\ ̄ ̄ ̄ \| Merry Xmas, HO HO HO!  
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55 Name: Nameless : 2025/12/10 08:01

God bless you santa!

56 Name: Nameless : 2025/12/30 11:10

I wish for Richard Stallman to die.

57 Name: Nameless : 2025/12/30 11:28

I wish to finish my newly started video game.
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