I believe I may be a vampire, or perhaps destined to be a vampire.
When it is a full moon, I always have a longing desire to go walk around outside and lurk, sometimes in the wilderness.
I have a strong feeling of connection to the moon and night. Every now and then, I will also have a desire to drink blood
in the manner of sucking it from someone's neck. Blood already tastes good, and is full of nutrients as long as it's not
contaminated. I can only imagine my victim fading away while I indulge myself, feeling so refreshed. Not only this, but
perhaps some actual eating as well, if it's in order.

What do you think? Am I a vampire? Perhaps my canines will come in and it will be official.

are you afraid of garlic?
does the christian cross leave burn marks on your skin?
if the answer is yes to either then you may be a vampire (;ﾟДﾟ)

That full moon thing sounds more like a dirty wolverine

werewolf*

>>2
None of these harm me, although I do dislike garlic in large amounts.
There are different stories about vampires, some not affected by either of these, so perhaps I could be one of those.
>>3
Maybe, but I would resist any werewolf tendencies. I don't want to be a dog.

>>5
Even if you are a vampire you'd be one of those uncool ones and will be bullied by the other conformist vampires
I'm afraid lady vampires will avoid approaching you because you're weird and different so I suggest you start pretending that crosses and garlic hurt you

Do you think there is anything I can do to show my worth to the draculinas?

be stoic as they make fun of you and when the humans come to exterminate everything stand up for every other vampire by putting yourself between them and the garlic and crosses
this will show them that you are a true vamphero and will start treating you with respect ヽ(´∇`)ノ

>>8
It's been a while since humans have tried to rise up against vampires. If only I was born 700 years ago.

>>9
ok i have another idea
if you come across a draculina having trouble help her without asking for anything in return or maybe even without saying anything, she might be impressed by your inner coolness despite your outer uncoolness

>>10
I think it would be easier to bring her 10 ripe humans full of blood.

>>11 not me though, i'm here helping you so we're best pals now

>>12
I don't know, are you big and full of blood? I like the taste of tpye A-, you're not A- are you?

>>14
I'm not too big and blood makes up just around 60% of my body, furthermore I'm not A- so you should spare me (^ ω ^)

Eh, you're lucky Draculinas only demand the best tasting blood, you're safe for now.

>>9
Times are hard for us hunters. Ever since humans started becoming accustomed to having undead creatures of the night lurking about, I've been out of a job. What a horrible night to be unemployed...

>>17
My name is not, and I have never been to Maine at all. Is there a vampire by this description that I would like to meet?
>>18
Worry not, my deeds of the night may give you work soon enough. Are you prepared for me as your rival.

>>19
Sounds like a job offering to me. I will submit my application as nemesis to your secretary. Pay no mind if she happened to burst into flames. I... had nothing to do with that. You'll find that I'll be a valuable nuisance to you. But enough talk, have at you ...in a week from now!

Vampires are soo kewl